good things are worth repeating 
Memory was something that you lost with age!
An application was for employment!
A program was a TV show!
A cursor used profanity!
A keyboard was a piano!
A web was a spider’s home!
A virus was the flu!
A CD was a bank account!
A hard drive was a long trip on the road!
A mouse pad was where a mouse lived!
And if you had a 3 1/2 inch floppy…..
….you just hoped nobody found out!
